Felicia here! Proud to announce EVERYTHING AZTEC, my very own segment on QVC! Please tune in this Labor Day Weekend to check out my exciting products available for purchase. With the recent excitement over my previously-unmentioned-this-century Aztec jewelry, I decided to ride the Aztec trend and see just how much cash I can bring in. Honestly, people – I turned down an offer to get back together with my successful and elusive ex-husband (a freakin’ WSB agent) to marry my “true love,” a guy who was once the Police Commissioner but who now runs a bar & grill, famous for its ribs and macaroni & cheese. I mean, how successful can the joint be – they never seem to need more than one person on duty to run the whole place. And as if that’s not bad enough, he’ll probably have to be covering extra shifts now that Coleman became a bad guy. At least the guys over at The Olive Garden get healthcare. And is it me or is the Floating Rib a complete yawnfest since Mac canceled Kareoke Fridays?
(LEFT: Here I am singing with Frisco in a funny hat.)
So here I am, doing my part, cause an Aztec Princess got to eat, ya feel me? Tune in this weekend to purhcase some really exciting items, such as:
Beer coozies with hilarious catchphrases like “Kiss My Aztec” and “Jamaican Me Aztec”.
My #1 self-published novel “Tick Tock Aztec” - the story of an Aztec Princess with an illogical biological clock.
A limited edition VHS tape of my X-rated home video from the 80’s, “I Like Big Aztecs and I Can Not Lie."
(LEFT: Here I am singing with Frisco in a funny hat.)
So here I am, doing my part, cause an Aztec Princess got to eat, ya feel me? Tune in this weekend to purhcase some really exciting items, such as:
Beer coozies with hilarious catchphrases like “Kiss My Aztec” and “Jamaican Me Aztec”.
My #1 self-published novel “Tick Tock Aztec” - the story of an Aztec Princess with an illogical biological clock.
A limited edition VHS tape of my X-rated home video from the 80’s, “I Like Big Aztecs and I Can Not Lie."
And of course lots and lots of costume jewelry shameless passed off as Aztec treasure! Gotta run, time to hit the cemetery cause my Grandmother Mariah is definitely rolling in her grave - figuratively AND literally.
Bye,
Felicia.
(LEFT: Here I am now in a funny hat of my own with Frisco also in a funny hat but we're not singing cause we were pretending to be French that day and everyone knows French people are poor singers.)
Bye,
Felicia.
(LEFT: Here I am now in a funny hat of my own with Frisco also in a funny hat but we're not singing cause we were pretending to be French that day and everyone knows French people are poor singers.)